What is ROBLOX?

Put simply, ROBLOX is a platform that creators publish games experiences ... charts ... people can join and experience.

In general

ROBLOX is one of my biggest love/hate relationships. I could go on about how I love it (which i'm doing here) and I can also go on about how much I dislike it (which I will also do here). I like avatar customization (dress up!) in games, and ROBLOX scratches that itch. This is my current ROBLOX avatar (which may be a very inaccurate version of my WIP fursona)
One reason I dislike ROBLOX is because of their feeding everything to generative AI. They feed all code, text and the like into generative AI [paragraph 5] which prevents people like me, who wish not to feed any form of AI any data, from making experiences on the platform.

Charts

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Charts???? What the fuck were they thinking calling games charts??? I understood the "experiences" change to comply with Apple store policy[citation needed] but charts?? What drugs were these people taking?
*sigh*
Anyway, these charts games are what make ROBLOX, ROBLOX. This is probably the reason you would use the platform. This section is to talk about my favorite games on ROBLOX.
MAP:
* = spoilers!
Pressure*
Regretevator*
Natural Disaster Survival
Phantom Forces

Pressure

This section contains spoilers to the game.
This game is a comedy.
Click to reveal



Pressure quickly became one of my favorite games on this platform after playing it a few times with friends. Pressure can be generally described as "underwater DOORS", where you go through rooms until you get to a certain point. There are 114-115[citation needed] rooms. The rooms past door 100 are what's known as "The Ridge", which is the 2nd to final stretch of the game. The rooms before 100 are basically tutorial floors, where it teaches you all the mechanics of the game. When you reach door 100, everything the game has to offer will be thrown at you at an increased pace. This game rewards you for dying with lore, which can be read in documents. The more times you die to a certain hazard, the more lore you unlock.
This is a full document compared to a mostly redacted one.

Sebastian Solace

don't tell mugi that this is here.....

hnngghhhh~



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I LOVE SEBASTIAN SOLACE! I AM DOWN BAD FOR SEBASTIAN! I LOVE WHEN I FORFEIT ALL MY DATA TO SEBASTIAN JUST TO SEE HIS TAIL WAG! I LOVE IT WHEN HE CALLS ME STUPID AND DUMB!!!


Regretevator

This section contains spoilers to the game.
自分じぶんの決断   けつだんを後悔    こうかいしていますか？
Do you regret your decision?
Click to reveal

Regretevator is an elevator simulator similar to The Normal Elevator or Elevator: Source developed by The Axolotl Sun where players experience different floors between intermissions. These floors can be minigames or just in-elevator experiences. I love regretevator mainly because I love elevator-style games and party games. Theres not really much for me to talk about besides that it's just a great game. Here is a collage of images I took using the in-game phone gear.
great times with my boyfriend


Natural Disaster Survival (NDS)

Quickly, run around in circles! Your life depends on it!

NDS is a game made by Stickmasterluke where the objective is to survive natural disasters in various maps. I like it because it is a mindless game that is great social background. As of writing, there are 22 maps with 12 total disasters.



Phantom Forces

ADVANCED TACTICAL WARFARE

Yes, yes, I know. This game is a steaming pile of horseshit. However, I have spent a lot of time playing it. I am now rank 130 and I dont know how much more phantom forces I can take. Recently, the movement changes made this game more unenjoyable for me and it feels like I'm playing in slow motion. Anyway, the most fun I've had playing Phantom Forces was using shitty loadouts and somehow getting kills with them.
Here are a few favorites of mine:

M231

This loadout is by far the most fun one I have used. It is a fire hose when you just hold the trigger down. The recoil is absolutely horrible and the spread is also bad. This thing is a hipfire machine.

M79 THUMPER

This is a pocket "sniper", where the bullet drop is super shit. With a muzzle velocity of 1100 studs/s, the ballistics tracker is pretty much required. Yes, people get mad at the pride flag skin.

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